The Internet nearly shut down this morning, when Radar Online reported that someone was

shopping a sex tape with Kanye West and a women who supposedly looks a lot like

Kim Kardashian (it’s not her, though).

Unfortunately, the tape hasn’t leaked yet. However, Radar was kind enough to leak an awesome

screengrab of the video, which shows a shirtless and very sex-ready looking Kanye West.

Mystikal If Music Fails … I’M DOING PORN

If you didn’t see the pic yet, please take a second and click here. It’s the perfect mix of funny and

awesome.

We’re not going to lie, folks: nothing gets our blood pumping like an A-quality sex tape from one

of our favorite hip-pop stars leaking.

We live for moments like this, and when they happen, we don’t get complacent. We seize the day,

dammit!

So we thought it would be funny (and perverted but…whatever) if we went back, looked at some of

our favorite celeb sex tapes, and grabbed screengrabs, featuring some of the most epic-looking sex

faces that you’ll ever see.

It was hard work. But someone had to do it.

Kim Kardashian and her “MERCY” sex face. 

Ray J and his “Blaw-tadow-watch-out-now” sex face. 

(click through the pages below to view more celebs)